Dry Guy Disguise

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Who knew that us lowly trail builders were secretly tastemakers in the fashion game! No, those jeans above didn’t get muddied up while being worn to butter a lip, that’s actually faux mud and dirt. These things are a new denim fashion trend that I guess you could call the next evolution of the whole distressed jeans thing. So heads up all you dry guys out there, for just a quick trip to Nordstrom and a mere $425 you can have yourself a pair of jeans that will make you appear to have actually put in some shovel time at the trails. For those dry guys who can’t afford $425, we’ll have our own discounted $200 CYDI versions of these available in the store soon, complete with ACTUAL mud and dirt from the Anacostia Trails. The first ten orders will even receive a bonus sweat scent at no additional cost!

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